A Few Poems

A Haiku about summer

It’s so freaking hot
Why the heck do bugs exist
My sweat is sweating
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A haiku about school

I’m so freaking bored
You do not learn anything
I want to go home
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A haiku about people I hate

Why do you exist
Please just go die in a hole
Were you dropped at birth?
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A haiku about BACON

BACON is divine
So wavy and delicious
Poor non-meat eaters

2 comments to A Few Poems

  1. isaaca642 says:

    I really enjoyed these poems. I laughed a little out loud when I read “My sweat is sweating”. Poor non-meat eaters…

  2. Wallyd288 says:

    Just what I’m waiting for. More things about bacon!

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