A Haiku about summer

It’s so freaking hot
Why the heck do bugs exist
My sweat is sweating
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A haiku about school

I’m so freaking bored
You do not learn anything
I want to go home
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A haiku about people I hate

Why do you exist
Please just go die in a hole
Were you dropped at birth?
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A haiku about BACON

BACON is divine
So wavy and delicious
Poor non-meat eaters