How to Thumb Wrestle With Multiple People

If you have ever lived as a child, you have thumb wrestled with someone. It’s probably dated back to freaking 300 B.C. or something. It’s fun with 2 people, but you can never fit more than 2 in. That my friends, is why I’m here. It’s actually quite simple! This can work with like 10 people. First, you need at least 3 people. Have everybody put in their right hand, with your palm to your left, and your thumb straight up. Then, all of y’all then need to wrap your hands around each others. There them are two sets of rules; either set can do. The first set, is that there is no winner. You just keep playing until you’re bored. The second way you can play, is that whenever you hold down anyone’s thumb for 5 seconds, they’re out of the game. You keep playing like this until someone wins. The picture below is how it should look. I hope y’all have fun with this!

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A Few Poems

A Haiku about summer

It’s so freaking hot
Why the heck do bugs exist
My sweat is sweating
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A haiku about school

I’m so freaking bored
You do not learn anything
I want to go home
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A haiku about people I hate

Why do you exist
Please just go die in a hole
Were you dropped at birth?
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A haiku about BACON

BACON is divine
So wavy and delicious
Poor non-meat eaters

Why I love the kitchen

A closet, a T.V. Room, a living room, is probably the average american’s favorite room. Mine is the kitchen.
I mean, it has FOODThe BestThing on earth! Like for example, pizza, potatoes, carrots, soup, crackers, and BACON!Then, it has drinks to go with your food, like soda and pie, milk and steak, tea and scones, and all of that fits in one room!
You could survive a month in the kitchen. You would die within 2days in your TV room. After all, you can’t eat wires and circuit boards. Also, no one cares if you stuff you gob with bacon in the kitchen, you can’t do that in the bathroom, or a closet.
The final reason to love a kitchen is that you can cook food I. It! I mean, you can make cupcakes, pie, pizza, and BACONin the kitchen! Try cooking in your study, or office.
And that my friends, is why I love the kitchen!